i've been thinking about my ideal boyfriend..and what criteria he must meet...kind of funny, because i narrow it way the hell down there..okay, let's begin

he must be gay, shorter than me, at least 3 but no more than 10 years older than me, have hair, not bald, not smooth, not quick to decisions or flaky, secure job and not struggling with money, illegal drug free, smoker, not republican, not uber religous, minimal depression problems, active, but not too active, likes to go out and have fun occasionally, not overly overweight, but not a stick figure, talkative, but knows when to shut up

so where does that leave me? super picky, and honestly, meeting that criteria is stupid and dumb, beause that means something is wrong with you